Friday, March 14, 2008
My My weren't we angry last post. Well whatever it is , its over so lets move on..
TO THE NEXT FUCKING GOD DAMN INFURIATING THING
Right i'll pick my words more carefully now, just because i want to.
Our story begins in a humble little training institution which most consider pretentious, my , pretentious, OH NAY! the instructors cry !
yet, the sad truth remains, it isnt just pretentious, it BLOODY FUCKING IS YOU TWATS GET OVER IT. Lets see, first you go on and on about how you give us only the FINEST education in service culture whereby we learn how to deal with guests who are extremely froufrou ! and why? because they pay a lot ! NO WAY! yes tips huh?
Then you give us internship companies like breadtalk, the zoo , oh come on, you cant do better than that? Aww, so now suddenly its our fault. Right.
My beef right now i'll just save it and keep it to the point, lest this again turns into a full scale rant. Oh and mind you i have so much beef with this institution right now i could construct two and a half full grown cows from it. Mmm lets begin.
A little flashback, last semester a few of us choicer people decided to grab a few unwarranted off days shall we say ha, pon la duh, so anyhoo we got graded badly awwwww shucks, ok i concede that fact.
This little semester, i realised someone had skipped more of last sem ! but had MCs covering so they did ok, wow ! ok so i shall NOT skip this sem! to get an A! ok i shall do that, but halfway i had two mcs just two
I was never late cept once , and never absent in that case ! that alone should account for a lot of marks shouldnt it ?
BUT
fate saw fit to give me another harsh lesson in the shape of a C+.
So, the instructors do not see fit to lavish me with an A grade, fine i can live with that, a B is fine, albeit grudgingly, my proficiency tests were short of impressive, an average of a C+ i reckon, but i need to get comfortable before i can perform, people perform differently you should be aware oh GREAT MASTERS WHO KNOW ALL!
Fair enough you do not want to do that, and i shall concede, i let you down, all of you that i know, you had a good impression and i blew it all out the window, oh well. Perhaps a B would be fine still, i know i wasnt the best BUT ALL OF YOU decided to conspire !
and drop my grade to a MISERABLE C+
Whilst bestowing upon some MORE undeserving colleagues grades of B+ and Bs ! AND IIRC AN A . FUCK YOU
I will live with my grade but i will not live with unfair dissemination of rewards! THIS IS A FLAWED SYSTEM, and this isnt just ego, you guys can go kiss my ass fuck you, i dont need your testimonials anymore, god.
I assumed the discrepancy in grades might attribute to the difference in grades for the class projects, it is not surprise my class couldn't give a rat's ass. But at the end of the day, isn't it service excellence you're looking for? Why all the extra for going all froufrou? Hypocrites.
But no, people from my own class, whom we deem UNFIT for regular service and who have been admonished time and time again, ARE gettings As? Bs? Despite my shortcomings, i am a lot more adapt even with my eyes closed and my legs shoved in my mouth.
Well, that's up to you then isn't it? I shan't even bother asking for an explanation because the grading system is flawed here anyway, As i've said before,
Singapore has got to be the most hypocritical and idiosyncratic place on earth.
It's called a PRACTICAL semester, IE, practical.
Yet the day to day grading is pending to certain knowledge, well that i can still deem logical albeit unreasonable.
BUT even then, this makes up less than even 50% of the entire grade, HOW CAN THIS BE?
A PRACTICAL SEMESTER whereby the practical approach takes up a minuscule portion of the grade!? Sacrilege.
Well, since you see it fit to hide behind your excuses of this is a first, and it is meant to have a few hiccups being new and all, i would like to ask you, service has been as old as the HTM course itself, HOW CAN YOU SAY STUFF LIKE THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
My grandmother could tell a better lie,
You call yourselfs intellectuals
Professionals
The best
The industry has to offer
Well i have one thing to say to you
yes the entire team
The only thing i have learnt
Is that you are very good at handling people
Which is a good manager
But for all the practicality of teaching staff
You
Guys
Suck
Donkey Kong
Balls
Big Time
Singapore has the WEIRD impression that being good in the industry means you are good at training new people, that is far from true as can be seen from a dear old puffer fish who was about as short tempered as i dont know what, but he's had it in for my class since day 1, well UP YOURS.
FUCK YOU ALL
THANKS FOR THE GRADE
THANKS FOR FUCKING MY GPA
THANKS FOR NOTHING
I learnt more in 1 week at the place now, than i learnt there in 1 entire sem, yeah FUCK YOUR FROUFROU SHIT FUCK YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY i'm so infuriated right now i could curse you till daylight dies. And i'd still not be satiated.
On a lighter note, it seems interesting to be working, and one thing's been proven to me, never work this industry in this country, it sucks cos the customers are retarded apparently asking stupid questions like
CAN I HAVE MY FOOD NOW(in that tone)
well i had to molly coddle the fucker and i still got no thanks no tips nothing.
what i should have said was:
" uh no you cant have your food, see, if you could and it was ready i'd have already BROUGHT IT TO YOU DUH FUCKING MEAT HEAD WHAT DO YOU THINK ?"
Contrary to popular belief, bugging the kitchen does not induce faster food.
It does however, have a certain effect on your food, that i like to term ispitinyourfoodbitchHAHA, yes its self explanatory isn't it?
Strangely enough, it's the females who are irritating, while the men sit there not saying a word, grow some balls god damn it. Well, females in this country are getting to be appalling (GENERICALLY SPEAKING DONT GO UP MY ASS WITH SHIT FEMINIST H I LAR Y CL IUNT ON) and the males ugh don't get me started, the darker ones are a mystery i dont know any, the lighter ones are hating the scum of the earth part of their population and lets not get started on the even lighter ones, right some of these retards are thinking its fun to look like people from certain countries like oh TOJI SAN and oh whatever else, i would like to quote dear old judges from Malaysian Dreamgirl, -i watched for Kenny's sake cos he's in it by the by- Dont' dye your hair and wear blue contact lenses, it DOES NOT suit asian features dont do it.
Japs are Japs right you're not a jap face it , stfu go study like a good shithead, heaven knows the intelligence levels of those after year 90 have just dropped drastically,
Sure we have high scorers but see it used to be like this
a homogeneous mass of people with the same intellect with a choice few climbing ahead
Then it came the age of splitting where we had 50% at the top and 50% at the bottom, the bottom we shall term scum the earth and the unfortunate few who are unable to better themselves, and have only their parents to blame, or their luck, too bad. Serve me at Macdonalds then. TOUGH, life sucks. Anyhoo, yes now we move on to
The age of Retards whereby we have the few 10% elite at the top who have the social graces and EQ of a manatee's retarded cousin twice removed undergone gene splicing with a rabid wolverine's anus and then dipped in HCL for a brief moment, enough to mangle it but not enough to kill. And only know how to mug like a retard.
And that's just the GOOD PART.
The sad fact is 90% think they're good enough, getting shit grades, thinking the teachers owe them a living (that's for you ma, lawl) wasting their time and bacially tapering school pants for weird reasons, because now its cool you see to have SEXY legs, yes you heard me and yes i mean guys, apparently GONE are the days of men being muscles see, now its cool when a girl tells you OH MY GOD YOUR LEGS ARE SEXY I WANT THEM. normal reactions should be wtf i dont have girly legs !, no now its a compliment, go figure, retards.
Anyhow yes they're just plain dumb and will end up serving me french fries at macdonalds. - God those are good- anyway yeah HAHA @ NEWB.
Oh and L is a retard, stop dressing like him, he's NOT REAL YOU DUMBASSES, wow you look like L huh? cool that gonna pull in 5000bucks a month? i thought not.
Because you'd need 10,000 a month wouldn't you? They way you r tards cycle partners, its a joke, I LURBBSLURBBS EUUU 4EVA and then in two days boom you're telling the next person you meet on IRC the same thing. Clap for the retards, whoops this looks to be getting into twit bashing, sorry, i so enjoy it. Ok enough digressing.
Wow i went on for quite a while, right what was i saying.... hnm
Look we can all say Singapore service sucks, but lets look at a few points here firstly
1. Incentives, are there any?
2. Customers, are they customers or slaveowners(one need only look at the maids)
1. Incentives
See, tips are an incentive to give EXCELLENT service, even if you told me to fuck myself i would say thank you sir i will do it at the next opportune moment shall it please you greatly. IF I GET A TIP, if you're gonna do shit then well i'd say pshaw noob.
Singapore has seen fit to introduce no tipping ! and instead a 10% service tax,but where does it go? TO THE GOD DAMN EMPLOYER? riiiight so now remove tips yes , so i get shit pay and no EXTRA MONEY?!
yeah well then FUCK JOO NOOB i'll give shit service, less people come and i still get the same amount of money so why should i work?
There we have it, bad service reborne, because of lack of incentives.
Recap
LESS PEOPLE- LESS WORK- SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY- THEREFORE i shan't give a rat's ass. Human nature.
2. Customers
Now i myself have committed a few minor offences which irritate staff, but i have yet to really be unreasonable, unbringing plays a part, see now with the influx of year90 people, they lack social graces and have hm the local culture which is basically slightly just slight, less eloquent than that of a caveman,
's pet elephant
's dung
dwelling beetle.
I might have ranted earlier a little bit regarding a situation i encountered but lets move on, we need only to see what people do to their maids here, they're still people and you treat them worse than your pet dogs ! YE GADS!
Oh well i for one dont care anyway, i'm not that righteous anyway. But it goes to show how locals are really horrid.
Now they treat staff like shit, what do you expect? Bad service
Take for example, i serve a table and they treat me well i am more inclined to look out and take better care of them, human nature. So ALL THESE intellectuals nowadays, like to NEGLECT this minor fact and expect 5 star service when they dont tip. So yeah, fuck off and go eat at a kopitiam if you wanna be a cheap fucker.
End .
That's it
What, you want an eloquent ending now is that it. fine for the sake of the rant and by virtue of ma dd ox like ZAIness
If you guys want good service , TRAIN GOOD PEOPLE and kick those who suck out and stop giving them good grades when they just SUCK.
If you guys want excellent service, just god damn treat your staff well , thats all there is to it isnt it?
AND TIP GOD DAMN IT even 5 dollars is a tip
NO 75 cents change is NOT A TIP thats an insult.
MINIMUM 5 DOLLARS
FUCK YOU.
Satisfied ?
Rant was 2188 words long.
TO THE NEXT FUCKING GOD DAMN INFURIATING THING
Right i'll pick my words more carefully now, just because i want to.
Our story begins in a humble little training institution which most consider pretentious, my , pretentious, OH NAY! the instructors cry !
yet, the sad truth remains, it isnt just pretentious, it BLOODY FUCKING IS YOU TWATS GET OVER IT. Lets see, first you go on and on about how you give us only the FINEST education in service culture whereby we learn how to deal with guests who are extremely froufrou ! and why? because they pay a lot ! NO WAY! yes tips huh?
Then you give us internship companies like breadtalk, the zoo , oh come on, you cant do better than that? Aww, so now suddenly its our fault. Right.
My beef right now i'll just save it and keep it to the point, lest this again turns into a full scale rant. Oh and mind you i have so much beef with this institution right now i could construct two and a half full grown cows from it. Mmm lets begin.
A little flashback, last semester a few of us choicer people decided to grab a few unwarranted off days shall we say ha, pon la duh, so anyhoo we got graded badly awwwww shucks, ok i concede that fact.
This little semester, i realised someone had skipped more of last sem ! but had MCs covering so they did ok, wow ! ok so i shall NOT skip this sem! to get an A! ok i shall do that, but halfway i had two mcs just two
I was never late cept once , and never absent in that case ! that alone should account for a lot of marks shouldnt it ?
BUT
fate saw fit to give me another harsh lesson in the shape of a C+.
So, the instructors do not see fit to lavish me with an A grade, fine i can live with that, a B is fine, albeit grudgingly, my proficiency tests were short of impressive, an average of a C+ i reckon, but i need to get comfortable before i can perform, people perform differently you should be aware oh GREAT MASTERS WHO KNOW ALL!
Fair enough you do not want to do that, and i shall concede, i let you down, all of you that i know, you had a good impression and i blew it all out the window, oh well. Perhaps a B would be fine still, i know i wasnt the best BUT ALL OF YOU decided to conspire !
and drop my grade to a MISERABLE C+
Whilst bestowing upon some MORE undeserving colleagues grades of B+ and Bs ! AND IIRC AN A . FUCK YOU
I will live with my grade but i will not live with unfair dissemination of rewards! THIS IS A FLAWED SYSTEM, and this isnt just ego, you guys can go kiss my ass fuck you, i dont need your testimonials anymore, god.
I assumed the discrepancy in grades might attribute to the difference in grades for the class projects, it is not surprise my class couldn't give a rat's ass. But at the end of the day, isn't it service excellence you're looking for? Why all the extra for going all froufrou? Hypocrites.
But no, people from my own class, whom we deem UNFIT for regular service and who have been admonished time and time again, ARE gettings As? Bs? Despite my shortcomings, i am a lot more adapt even with my eyes closed and my legs shoved in my mouth.
Well, that's up to you then isn't it? I shan't even bother asking for an explanation because the grading system is flawed here anyway, As i've said before,
Singapore has got to be the most hypocritical and idiosyncratic place on earth.
It's called a PRACTICAL semester, IE, practical.
Yet the day to day grading is pending to certain knowledge, well that i can still deem logical albeit unreasonable.
BUT even then, this makes up less than even 50% of the entire grade, HOW CAN THIS BE?
A PRACTICAL SEMESTER whereby the practical approach takes up a minuscule portion of the grade!? Sacrilege.
Well, since you see it fit to hide behind your excuses of this is a first, and it is meant to have a few hiccups being new and all, i would like to ask you, service has been as old as the HTM course itself, HOW CAN YOU SAY STUFF LIKE THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
My grandmother could tell a better lie,
You call yourselfs intellectuals
Professionals
The best
The industry has to offer
Well i have one thing to say to you
yes the entire team
The only thing i have learnt
Is that you are very good at handling people
Which is a good manager
But for all the practicality of teaching staff
You
Guys
Suck
Donkey Kong
Balls
Big Time
Singapore has the WEIRD impression that being good in the industry means you are good at training new people, that is far from true as can be seen from a dear old puffer fish who was about as short tempered as i dont know what, but he's had it in for my class since day 1, well UP YOURS.
FUCK YOU ALL
THANKS FOR THE GRADE
THANKS FOR FUCKING MY GPA
THANKS FOR NOTHING
I learnt more in 1 week at the place now, than i learnt there in 1 entire sem, yeah FUCK YOUR FROUFROU SHIT FUCK YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY i'm so infuriated right now i could curse you till daylight dies. And i'd still not be satiated.
On a lighter note, it seems interesting to be working, and one thing's been proven to me, never work this industry in this country, it sucks cos the customers are retarded apparently asking stupid questions like
CAN I HAVE MY FOOD NOW(in that tone)
well i had to molly coddle the fucker and i still got no thanks no tips nothing.
what i should have said was:
" uh no you cant have your food, see, if you could and it was ready i'd have already BROUGHT IT TO YOU DUH FUCKING MEAT HEAD WHAT DO YOU THINK ?"
Contrary to popular belief, bugging the kitchen does not induce faster food.
It does however, have a certain effect on your food, that i like to term ispitinyourfoodbitchHAHA, yes its self explanatory isn't it?
Strangely enough, it's the females who are irritating, while the men sit there not saying a word, grow some balls god damn it. Well, females in this country are getting to be appalling (GENERICALLY SPEAKING DONT GO UP MY ASS WITH SHIT FEMINIST H I LAR Y CL IUNT ON) and the males ugh don't get me started, the darker ones are a mystery i dont know any, the lighter ones are hating the scum of the earth part of their population and lets not get started on the even lighter ones, right some of these retards are thinking its fun to look like people from certain countries like oh TOJI SAN and oh whatever else, i would like to quote dear old judges from Malaysian Dreamgirl, -i watched for Kenny's sake cos he's in it by the by- Dont' dye your hair and wear blue contact lenses, it DOES NOT suit asian features dont do it.
Japs are Japs right you're not a jap face it , stfu go study like a good shithead, heaven knows the intelligence levels of those after year 90 have just dropped drastically,
Sure we have high scorers but see it used to be like this
a homogeneous mass of people with the same intellect with a choice few climbing ahead
Then it came the age of splitting where we had 50% at the top and 50% at the bottom, the bottom we shall term scum the earth and the unfortunate few who are unable to better themselves, and have only their parents to blame, or their luck, too bad. Serve me at Macdonalds then. TOUGH, life sucks. Anyhoo, yes now we move on to
The age of Retards whereby we have the few 10% elite at the top who have the social graces and EQ of a manatee's retarded cousin twice removed undergone gene splicing with a rabid wolverine's anus and then dipped in HCL for a brief moment, enough to mangle it but not enough to kill. And only know how to mug like a retard.
And that's just the GOOD PART.
The sad fact is 90% think they're good enough, getting shit grades, thinking the teachers owe them a living (that's for you ma, lawl) wasting their time and bacially tapering school pants for weird reasons, because now its cool you see to have SEXY legs, yes you heard me and yes i mean guys, apparently GONE are the days of men being muscles see, now its cool when a girl tells you OH MY GOD YOUR LEGS ARE SEXY I WANT THEM. normal reactions should be wtf i dont have girly legs !, no now its a compliment, go figure, retards.
Anyhow yes they're just plain dumb and will end up serving me french fries at macdonalds. - God those are good- anyway yeah HAHA @ NEWB.
Oh and L is a retard, stop dressing like him, he's NOT REAL YOU DUMBASSES, wow you look like L huh? cool that gonna pull in 5000bucks a month? i thought not.
Because you'd need 10,000 a month wouldn't you? They way you r tards cycle partners, its a joke, I LURBBSLURBBS EUUU 4EVA and then in two days boom you're telling the next person you meet on IRC the same thing. Clap for the retards, whoops this looks to be getting into twit bashing, sorry, i so enjoy it. Ok enough digressing.
Wow i went on for quite a while, right what was i saying.... hnm
Look we can all say Singapore service sucks, but lets look at a few points here firstly
1. Incentives, are there any?
2. Customers, are they customers or slaveowners(one need only look at the maids)
1. Incentives
See, tips are an incentive to give EXCELLENT service, even if you told me to fuck myself i would say thank you sir i will do it at the next opportune moment shall it please you greatly. IF I GET A TIP, if you're gonna do shit then well i'd say pshaw noob.
Singapore has seen fit to introduce no tipping ! and instead a 10% service tax,but where does it go? TO THE GOD DAMN EMPLOYER? riiiight so now remove tips yes , so i get shit pay and no EXTRA MONEY?!
yeah well then FUCK JOO NOOB i'll give shit service, less people come and i still get the same amount of money so why should i work?
There we have it, bad service reborne, because of lack of incentives.
Recap
LESS PEOPLE- LESS WORK- SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY- THEREFORE i shan't give a rat's ass. Human nature.
2. Customers
Now i myself have committed a few minor offences which irritate staff, but i have yet to really be unreasonable, unbringing plays a part, see now with the influx of year90 people, they lack social graces and have hm the local culture which is basically slightly just slight, less eloquent than that of a caveman,
's pet elephant
's dung
dwelling beetle.
I might have ranted earlier a little bit regarding a situation i encountered but lets move on, we need only to see what people do to their maids here, they're still people and you treat them worse than your pet dogs ! YE GADS!
Oh well i for one dont care anyway, i'm not that righteous anyway. But it goes to show how locals are really horrid.
Now they treat staff like shit, what do you expect? Bad service
Take for example, i serve a table and they treat me well i am more inclined to look out and take better care of them, human nature. So ALL THESE intellectuals nowadays, like to NEGLECT this minor fact and expect 5 star service when they dont tip. So yeah, fuck off and go eat at a kopitiam if you wanna be a cheap fucker.
End .
That's it
What, you want an eloquent ending now is that it. fine for the sake of the rant and by virtue of ma dd ox like ZAIness
If you guys want good service , TRAIN GOOD PEOPLE and kick those who suck out and stop giving them good grades when they just SUCK.
If you guys want excellent service, just god damn treat your staff well , thats all there is to it isnt it?
AND TIP GOD DAMN IT even 5 dollars is a tip
NO 75 cents change is NOT A TIP thats an insult.
MINIMUM 5 DOLLARS
FUCK YOU.
Satisfied ?
Rant was 2188 words long.
Labels: Bash became a Rant, live with it.
