Friday, April 07, 2006
I'm so smart oh yes i am .. In annoyance to the three morons who/which buzzed me yesterday evening i executed them just moments ago . We're talking three common brown beetles .. stupid idiots buzz me every night yesterday was the last straw i captured them in a plastic container and gave them one full day to ... live ...sorta .. (well i would have done it sooner but i was out most of today anyway so .... yeah .. )
Right death by fire . Inspired by someones brother lol ... so you know the usual lighter burning them to death ..well roasting .. but roasting makes it sound like i'll actually eat them ... which i didnt , mind you . So i finished off two - did you know their legs actually burn , as in even after i remove the flame there is still a small flame burning on the leg before it goes out a couple of seconds later .. aint that cool ? - and the last one was panicking/panicing/panic-ing (i dunno which one .. pick one .. ) so i decided to drop fluid IN the plastic container and light it by holding the flame over the top and dropping A drop of fluid down so it catches fire and sets off the rest in the container . Nifty plan? let me tell you its a disaster waiting to happen ..
You'd think with my previous experience playing with fire i wouldnt do it but i have no idea why every cell in my brain was screaming NOOOOOOOO and something just said .. hey it'd be SOOOO much easier dude just do it ... MAYBE it wont happen like last time ( cp got his hand scorched hahahahah cp ... eh we had fun with homemade napalm .. hehhehheh) anyway i did it and i held in one hand a lighter fluid container with the tip on fire and a lighter in the other with the flame still on (we're talking zippos not those cheapo ones ) and my plastic container witht he three faggots on fire as well and In case u didnt know plastic containers burn .. yes they do .. so i had to blow out the lighter fluid first in case the whole thing caught fire then i'm fucked .. big time then close the lighter and blow out the container i so INGENIOUSLY put next to a big pile of paper ... -.-'' ..
well nothing happened and nothing will come out in the newspaper tomorrow about the stupid guy who burnt down his house trying to kill three beetles .. then i'll look like an idiot and have the spca probably trying to sue me for killing innocent animals .. (sounded better in my head .. ) soooo they all died and well my house is fine lol ...
Interestingly before i executed them it started to rain a bit but once i killed em all .. it stopped .. wow .. talk about freaky coincidence .. or maybe i'll be visited by visions of beetle ghosts tonight ooooh lol ..
Anyway .. i'm SUCH a genius .. GENIUS i tell you .. sigh ... (sarcasm sarcasm .. for the mentally challenged who didnt pick it up )
